Non-Jews are for practice
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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