I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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