Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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