ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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