return my video game
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Randomize
