just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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