Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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