Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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