yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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