my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
