seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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