good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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