Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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