Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
my liver is dry heaving
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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