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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...

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  oh

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.

  (1-919): View more from North Carolina

  hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Speaking is such a hard concept right now

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.

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