I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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