I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
only if we run a train.
done.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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