oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The power of my boobs compel you
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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