I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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