My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you would pick up someone in the library
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
How external is "for external use only"?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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