no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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