Jerry, you need to find god
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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