physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i came on her dog
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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