i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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