yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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