ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize