Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
