Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
