thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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