Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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