Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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