there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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