Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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