We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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