dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
