before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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