My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Randomize
