i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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