Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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