What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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