Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm getting married
To pizza
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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