i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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