i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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