Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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