I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize