we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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