Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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