Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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