Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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