Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Green mimosas i think yes
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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