For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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