just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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