Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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