So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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