I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
